UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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