Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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