If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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