I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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