We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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