We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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