The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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