You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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