3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is Oprah even human
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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