in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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