Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
People in love make me want to vomit
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He did a backflip because drugs
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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