You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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