the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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