Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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