hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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