I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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