We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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