Nicole vs. Life
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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