I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This is my gift to your gina
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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