Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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