porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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