this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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