When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
do nipples grow back?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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