your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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