I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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