State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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