If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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