I hate all girls vehemently.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize