This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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