I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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