we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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