So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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