No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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