dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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