You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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