maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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