I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You are a genius and a whore.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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