The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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