Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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