I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Randomize
