i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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