Your face is a jimmy john
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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