you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
FUCK WHALES
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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