I want to make a zoo with you.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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