Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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