Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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