god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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