unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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