I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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