Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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