I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize